Engineers Without Borders

Happy Hour

• Time: Fri   4:30 PM
• Location: Legends

According to a prominent antropologist, what lured our ancient ancestors to give up their normadic lifestyle may not have been a thirst for knowledge, but a thirst for beer. The only way to come up with a steady supply of beer was to establish a steady supply of beer's ingredients. Therefore, people began farming, and once they did, civilization was just a stone's throw away.

The moral of the story is drinking beer makes a better tomorrow, and that's why you should come to happy hour.

 Posted By EWB Board

2012 Spring General Meeting

• Time: Jan 26   Thurs 7:00 pm
• Location: Everitt Lab 151

Yes, I was just as surprised when I heard the party is over and it's time to get down to real business. The 2012 Spring General Meeting is coming up next week. If you would like to know more about the projects, or just want to steal some pizza, this is your opportinuty! 

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Mormons Form Shaky Alliance With Islam

After a long, relatively untalked about meeting between the leaders of Shia Islam and the mormon community, an agreeement was reached concluding that the groups would help where possible promote the causes of the other. Both sides have expressed this arose out a complete indifference to the affairs of the other and their desperate need for support.

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New Poll Says Clowns Aren't Funny

A new poll has shown overwhelming that American's do not find clowns to be entertaining. 60% emphatically replied no, while 20% asked if they were supposed to be and 10% just shuddered in terror. This as a surprise to the clown community who apparently too busy applying creepy makeup and getting in and out of small cars to notice the sway of opinion.

 Posted By EWB Board

Sky Rains Cats & Dogs

Awww! It's awdorable says one onlocker, while pinned under an especially large husky.

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